Welcome

Welcome to the official webpage of our lord and savior, Al**t*ir N**ey. This page is sponsored by his generosity and dedication to education, despite numerous challenges.

About Al**t*ir N**ey

Al**t*ir N**ey is a trained science teacher, currently teaching Ph**ics. His academic journey is a testament to persistence over perfection.

• GCSEs:
  • Physics: Didn't turn up
  • English Language: Didn't turn up
  • Maths: Didn't turn up
  • Chemistry: Didn't turn up
  That was all they let him do.
• A-levels:
  • Physics: D (Demonstrating dedication through adversity)
  • Maths: B- (A shining moment)
  • Chemistry: Failed (A learning experience)

Despite his struggles in Chemistry, Al**t*ir N**ey bravely ventures into the world of teaching Physics. And sometimes chemistry. His unique approach to education is one of a kind, often leaving students with more questions than answers.
Some might say he’s a pioneer of the ‘guess and check’ method.

Achievements

Despite the odds, Al**t*ir N**ey has managed to maintain a teaching position, proving that heart and effort can sometimes triumph over academic performance.